walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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