Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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