So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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