So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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