it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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