I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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