Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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