they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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