he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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