he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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