just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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