He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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