After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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