Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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