I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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