Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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