I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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