hell yes lets make some ravioli
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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