Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize