Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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