Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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