Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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