I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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