Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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