Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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