I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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