I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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