do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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