May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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