youre lurking in front of me
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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