i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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