yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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