I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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