would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
what day is it and did you see me today?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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