I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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