Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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