Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Someone shattered a urinal.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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