If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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