if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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