He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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