he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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