a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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