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why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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