The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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