we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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