Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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