No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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