2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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