i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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