hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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